Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 928
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Secret Passages Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. From battling giant chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events, like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” Special Program, where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock powerful new abilities. And don’t forget about our character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re sure to make your enemies quake in fear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad

    StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free family dynamics! Join us for a chance to navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.

    Experience the thrill of having your parenting decisions constantly overturned by a man who just stepped into your daughter’s life! Watch as your daughter slowly starts to see Matthew as her real father, leaving you feeling like a Minecraft block that’s been left out in the rain.

    But don’t worry, we also offer opportunities for you to express your resentment and confusion in a safe and virtual environment. Build your own virtual world where you can assert your parental rights and maybe even win back your daughter’s affection from Matthew, the Minecraft dad of the year!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GrainCraft Minecraft Server

    GrainCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more explosions than ukraine and russia combined! our ships are filled with GRAIN, not just any grain, but magical grain that will make your crops grow faster than you can say “potato.”

    we have black sea themed builds that will make you feel like you’re sailing the high seas, except without the risk of getting hit by a russian missile. our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building the best farm in all of minecraft.

    so what are you waiting for? come sail the black sea with us and see why our server is the bomb…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ores Mined: 3992
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TacoTownMC Assassins

    TacoTownMC Assassins
    come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor is always getting assassinated but respawns like a boss every time. we got crazy pvp battles, epic quests, and a taco stand on every corner. join now and see if you can survive longer than the mayor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 128 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Piggyback Parkour Fun

    Piggyback Parkour Fun
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are jacked and ready to give you a piggyback ride like no other! climb to insane heights and see just how challenging it can get to ride those muscular pigs around. watch out for the flying cows and dancing chickens, they’ll try to distract you from your ultimate piggyback adventure. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to ride the tallest pig in all of minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7729
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Potions Brewed: 193
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GreenDragon Minecraft server

    GreenDragon Minecraft server

    This is the GreenDragon Server, there is PvP Donations Survival Grif Quests And without private and maybe recruiting a helper, come in! version 1.16.5

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Potions Brewed: 36 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RLFactions Season 1: The Battle of the Blocky Titans – No Rules, Just Pixels

    RLFactions Season 1: The Battle of the Blocky Titans – No Rules, Just Pixels
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season 1
    Discord Join our Discord

    Overview:

    RLFactions is a heavily modded factions server that combines the brutality of RLCraft survival with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players will face challenges from dungeons and other players riding dragons, requiring a strong focus on building and strategizing for survival.

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes RLFactions different from other factions servers?

    A: RLFactions offers a unique blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions mechanics, creating a competitive environment that requires both survival skills and strategic gameplay.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server after joining.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on RLFactions?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. These rules are listed on our Discord server.

    Q: What mods are included in RLFactions?

    A: The server includes a selection of mods that enhance the survival experience, such as RLCraft and other faction-related mods.

    Q: Is RLFactions suitable for all players, including beginners?

    A: RLFactions is designed to offer a challenge to experienced players who are looking for a tough survival experience combined with faction warfare. While beginners are welcome to join, they may find the server more suited to players with some prior experience in modded gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Villages Defended: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

    Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

    Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Crops Grown: 7506 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BandDadBeGone

    BandDadBeGone
    Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

    Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Items Found: 2847
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

    PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely
    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pi Plays Pokémon

    Pi Plays Pokémon
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

    and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

    so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

    Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server
    Server Name Ducking SMP
    Theme Ducks
    Server Type Minecraft
    Version 1.21.1
    Discord Join our Discord
    Subreddit Visit our Subreddit

    Overview:

    Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

    Why Join Us?

    • Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
    • Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
    • Events & Challenges: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
    • Active Staff: Always here to help.
    • 18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
    • Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
    • Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
    • Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

    What do I need to start playing on the server?

    Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

    Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

    Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

    Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

    Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

    Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

    How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

    Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Tank Girls Minecraft Server

    Tank Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

    So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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