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Updated October 19, 2024

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Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Falling into the Void: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

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