Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
Emeralds Found: 5769 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 235

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 44 New Chunks Explored: 974725
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4478
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4195
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 56 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Zombie Dances: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5639 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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