Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mines Excavated: 4762
Dragon Scales Harvested: 113 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Animals Bred: 56 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6449
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Emeralds Found: 7966
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Animals Bred: 60
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5953

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Animals Bred: 50 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ores Mined: 1258
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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