Girlcock Kingdom: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical “girlcock” – a rare and powerful item rumored to grant unlimited power to those who possess it. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter along the way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamacorns who roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Will you befriend these majestic creatures or run in terror from their sparkly hooves?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you’re not willing to suck girlcock, you might not be ready for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Q1X.RU Minecraft server

accessible, Anarchy, building, Community, freedom, Friends, Fun, ideas, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, no privates, No Rules, player-driven, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TEAM

The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

1.181.21.1, Builds, Challenges, common sense, Community, Discord, endlessly, Environment, Events, family friendly, Farms, landscapes, multiplayer, MVPS, Plugins, Property, real, regulations, rules, scam, smp, Survival, Trade, Veteran, villagers, wealth

Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	8030

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.