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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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