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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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