Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like a pro.

Are you ready to face off against twin daughters who think they can just borrow your virtual vehicle without permission? Take on the role of the ultimate decision-maker and show them who’s boss in this wild and wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to deal with a boyfriend who thinks it’s totally cool for his kids to take your virtual ride for a spin, all while their mom is feeling “ripped off” in the background. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top?

Join our server now and let the madness unfold as you navigate through unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Mythical Swords Crafted: 35 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7938 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 311
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Animals Bred: 178
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Crops Grown: 2213
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Ores Mined: 7839
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Emeralds Found: 258
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4913 Crops Grown: 2127
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Animals Bred: 160
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Emeralds Found: 2992
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 262 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Crops Grown: 4940 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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