GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyRoomieDrama

AITAH, apartment, bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes, common areas, CraftyRoomieDrama, fully clothed, Kids, kitchen, living room, Men, privacy, roommates, sex, shirtless, Son, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable

Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

acceptance, NormalIsStrange, norms, societal acceptance, societal anomalies, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal practices, societal quirks, societal standards, societal taboos, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SongCraft: LastRespawn

acceptance, Closure, contemplation, death, Dying, emotional, end of life, existentialism, Farewell, final moments, final thoughts, Goodbye, last song, LastRespawn, Life, Memories, mortality, Music, Nostalgia, Reflection, SongCraft, Soulful

Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpearCraft: Alien History

Alien, Alien Civilizations, alien technology, Ancient Weapons, BUILD, Combat, design, Effectiveness, extraterrestrial civilizations, History, hunting tools, long tail tags, primitive technology, Simplicity, spear design, spear use, SpearCraft, Spears, Use, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PixelMods

Curseforge, Download, Economy, FTB, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelMods, Pixelmon, PvE, Server, smp, Survival

PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Potions Brewed:	181
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	4063	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Farms Harvested:	985

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.