Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Towns Built: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 9022 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Oh Look Minecraft Server

    Oh Look Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

    MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

    Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

    Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

    So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1519 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 178
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Crops Grown: 8666 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

    BlockyJusticeGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

    Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema
    So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

    If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Runes Activated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    https://t.me/minecubixremake

    Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of ​​​​the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

    The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 New Chunks Explored: 970270

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

    WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!
    Server Name WakeMC
    Version 1.21
    Server Location Australia

    Overview:

    A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

    Features:

    • McMMO
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Player Market
    • Jobs
    • Free Ranks
    • Land Claim
    • Crates (Free)
    • Player Warps
    • Auction House
    • Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
    • Custom Enchants (250+)
    • Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
    • Resource World (Resets Weekly)
    • Separate Creative World
    • Cosmetics
    • Discord
    • Bluemap

    Ranks:

    All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I claim land?

    We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

    2. How do jobs work?

    Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

    3. What is McMMO?

    Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

    4. How do I upgrade spawners?

    You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

    5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

    Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

    6. What is the resource world?

    We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

    7. Is there a creative server?

    Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

    8. Are there giveaways?

    Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

    9. What are the server IPs?

    Survival: play.wakemc.net

    Creative: creative.wakemc.net

    10. What is the website?

    Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

    11. What is Bluemap?

    Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Chimeras Created: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyFate Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

    It’s Up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Animals Bred: 45 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

    DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

    Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Towns Built: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyRoomieDrama

    CraftyRoomieDrama
    Are you tired of living with roommates who have no boundaries? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many rooms as you want! No more awkward encounters in the living room or kitchen, unless you want to, of course.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and create your own virtual paradise. Plus, we have a strict dress code policy – all players must wear full attire at all times, even if it’s just pixelated armor.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind! Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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