Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Dimension Hops: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
Zombie Dances: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NukeCraftUS2021

    NukeCraftUS2021
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

    we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

    join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

    oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Enchantments Applied: 163
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

    Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Dragon Scales Harvested: 370
    Crops Grown: 4702 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SkyliteMC Network

    SkyliteMC Network

    SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

    Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

    Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 4758
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Oh Look Minecraft Server

    Oh Look Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

    MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

    Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

    Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

    So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 624 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

    BlockyJusticeGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

    Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema
    So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

    If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    https://t.me/minecubixremake

    Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of ​​​​the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

    The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

    WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!
    Server Name WakeMC
    Version 1.21
    Server Location Australia

    Overview:

    A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

    Features:

    • McMMO
    • Upgradable Spawners
    • Player Market
    • Jobs
    • Free Ranks
    • Land Claim
    • Crates (Free)
    • Player Warps
    • Auction House
    • Dungeons / Bosses (Elite Mobs)
    • Custom Enchants (250+)
    • Graves (Teleport Back To Death Location)
    • Resource World (Resets Weekly)
    • Separate Creative World
    • Cosmetics
    • Discord
    • Bluemap

    Ranks:

    All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I claim land?

    We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

    2. How do jobs work?

    Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

    3. What is McMMO?

    Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

    4. How do I upgrade spawners?

    You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

    5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

    Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

    6. What is the resource world?

    We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

    7. Is there a creative server?

    Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

    8. Are there giveaways?

    Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

    9. What are the server IPs?

    Survival: play.wakemc.net

    Creative: creative.wakemc.net

    10. What is the website?

    Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

    11. What is Bluemap?

    Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Runes Activated: 8 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 299

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyFate Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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