Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Villages Defended: 17
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

    UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Crops Grown: 6460 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyPutin’sDownfall

    CraftyPutin’sDownfall
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

    if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ores Mined: 8604 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 & Medieval MC [RPG] Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    ATM9: To the Skies All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2 tts9.pumpkraft.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

    You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

    2. What features do the servers offer?

    The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

    3. Are new players welcome?

    Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

    4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

    Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

    5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

    You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Runes Activated: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Mines Excavated: 3282

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

    Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Band of One Hit Wonders

    Band of One Hit Wonders
    Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Crops Grown: 8870 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Underground Dead Zone

    Underground Dead Zone
    Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

    If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Jaccuzi MC

    Jaccuzi MC

    JacuzziMC Information

    Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

    Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

    Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6430 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9552 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

    Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21 and above
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Madness SMP? You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
    What kind of server is Madness SMP? Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
    How large is the community on Madness SMP? We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
    What platform is Madness SMP available on? Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2753 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

    Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

    Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

    NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
    Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

    We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

    Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

    RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

    And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

    So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4000

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NoDiamondsNoDating

    NoDiamondsNoDating
    Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Falling into the Void: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

    CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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