Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP

    Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the pretty boys out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of supermodels who got tired of strutting their stuff on the catwalk and decided to take over the gaming world instead.

    Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨

    MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.

    About the server:

    Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!

    We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:

    /sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.

    /spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.

    /trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.

    Honesty and safety:

    Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.

    There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!

    Support and career growth:

    Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!

    Without donation and privileges:

    There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.

    Unique registration system:

    To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.

    Our principles:

    Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.

    Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.

    Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.

    Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server

    Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old action games where you just mindlessly mash buttons? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have transformed the game into a randomly generated rhythm game! That’s right, you’ll have to dance your way through mobs and obstacles to survive. It’s like Just Dance meets Minecraft, but with creepers trying to blow you up!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.

    So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 409 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

    Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

    We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

    Pixel Polls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

    With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

    Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Animals Bred: 84
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.

    Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server

    Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server in existence! Are you brave enough to join us on our ghost wife edition? Our featured banner is none other than the Wanderer Princess Lanaville, who will guide you through the spooky adventures that await.

    Official wiki? We got it. But beware, the information may be haunted by ghostly whispers.

    Looking for a fanguide? Look no further than our JP fanguide, where players share their tips and tricks for surviving in this ghostly realm.

    And don’t forget to exchange friend codes with other players, because you never know when you’ll need a ghostly companion to help you out of a sticky situation.

    Join us on this server for a hauntingly good time, where every corner holds a new ghostly surprise. Just be sure to bring your ghost repellent, because you never know when a ghost wife might try to haunt you for eternity.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

    My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years
    Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

    Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

    Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 8983

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RISeWORLD Minecraft server

    RISeWORLD Minecraft server

    ⭐ Welcome to the RiseWORLD server! ⭐

    Free VIP for all newbies!

    Survival on version 1.21! ⚡

    Clans! Auction! Ultra Gadgets! Meteorites?

    Mini Games! Sudoku! Billiards! Snake! Sapper! Right in Minecraft!

    Fight, survive, explore the world!

    Carefully! Precipitation in the form of meteorites is possible! ☄

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Late Night Socials Minecraft Server

    Late Night Socials Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server for some late-night socials that will make your pickaxe spin! Our community is so lively, you’ll forget that it’s actually 3am in real life.

    We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where creepers are the DJ’s and zombies are the dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best blocky dance moves!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed!

    So come join us for some late-night shenanigans and make memories that will have you laughing until the sun comes up (literally, because who needs sleep anyway?). See you in the virtual world, fellow night owls!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Wild Assault Minecraft SMP

    Wild Assault Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated battle with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Don’t worry, our custom Wild Assault class will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time. Choose from classes like the Llama Lord, who can summon an army of spitting llamas to do their bidding, or the Dolphin Diva, who can swim faster than a speeding bullet (or at least faster than a regular dolphin).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Duck can turn any block into a block of pure diamond, so start searching those ponds and lakes ASAP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie pigmen – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 226 Magic Items Found: 2436

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Existence Minecraft Server

    Existence Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • No. 16120221 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16120221 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers wear top hats.

    Looking for a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? That’s right, these chickens are not your average cluckers – they can build epic redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours – it’s a real hootenanny!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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