GF Tits Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

3 AM thoughts, BAITED, basement dwelling, cat pic, Conspiracy Theory, distraction, epiphany, internet culture, late night browsing, matrix, memes, Minecraft, Mountain Dew, neet life, PAJAMAS, question.., Responses, Schizo, smp, Thread, Truth, truth seeker, Ultimate

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crops Grown:	2592
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

Adult males People, Boys Human species, Brothers Adult men, Crafty, Dudes Homo sapiens sapiens, Fathers Human race, gender, gentlemen, guys, Human, Human Men Male, humans, Husbands, Male (Gender), Male adults, male population, Males, Man Human beings, Manhood Human males, Mankind, Masculinity Homo sapiens, Men, Minecraft, Server, Sons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

203546832, Canada, Cum, Edition, Harvest, MapleCraft, mexico, Ole, previous, Pumpkin, smp, Usa

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Cultural differences, Diversity, interracial couples, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage choices, marriage trends, Minecraft, non-white wife, Paradise, PIXEL, political affiliations, political beliefs, political ideologies, race relations, racial preferences, relationship dynamics, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1428	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

Connect, connect content, CONTENT, long tail, Minecraft, phase, phase connect, phase connect content, smp, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

with AuVan

24/7, Active owner, base hiding, Boundaries, building, Community, dedicated server, Fun, gameplay, minecraft server, player interaction, PvE, PvP, respectful, rules, Solo, Survival, survival gameplay, survival server, teamwork, Vanilla, vanilla server

Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

All The Mods 10

banned, configs, Custom, Homes, Items, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn

some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, All Hail Shadow, Friend, Gaming, generations, Heroes Rise Again, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, obliterating, room, sega, Shadow, Shadow Generations, Shadow the Hedgehog, smp, sonic, sonic and shadow, sonic the hedgehog, sonic x shadow, video games, Waiting, waiting room

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZaPVP

ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advocacy, cognitive impairment, consent, consent issues, developmental disorders, disability rights, empowerment, ethical concerns, generation z, guardianship, inclusion, legal capacity, mental disability, Minecraft, obviously, smp, social responsibility, special needs, support services, tard wrangler, Unable, vulnerable populations, zoomers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, comedy, Crush, cute, EASY, japanese, Kawaii, lighthearted, love, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Noa-senpai, Noasenpais, relationship, romance, schoolgirl, senpai, Server, slice of life, STUDENT, too easy

Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Farms Harvested:	760

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

Action Skills, Akira Toriyama, avatars, BLOCK, DB The Breakers, DBSDV, Deck Autism, Diamond, dlc, dragon ball, Dragon Ball General, Dragon Ball Multi, Dragon Ball Project, dragon ball sparking, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Zero, Festival of Universes, fridges, Fusion Appreciation, Future Saga, Gang, Kakarot, M&M6, Minecraft, Namekians, Raiders, SDBH, Shenron, smp, STP medals, survivors, xenoverse 2, XV Booru

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	2