Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Crafty Scammy Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ores Mined:	9339

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	185
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	6371	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	8227
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Animals Bred:	114
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ores Mined:	7913	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2320
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	6