Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 397
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Villages Defended: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Star Shards Collected: 152
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Villages Defended: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Farms Harvested: 296

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

    AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!
    Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

    But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

    So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 386 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Animals Bred: 25
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

    CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

    🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

    🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

    💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

    🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

    🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

    🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1441 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 169 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

    😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

    Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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