Are you ready to join the ultimate battle for supremacy in a Minecraft server like no other? Welcome to our server where the craziest race war is happening in Germany!

Join forces with the Llamas and fight against the evil Sheep Empire as they try to take over the land of sausages and beer. Will you be able to defend your territory and claim victory in this epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted bratwursts and enchanted lederhosen waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find these hidden treasures and become the richest player in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness of the race war in Germany! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2996

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Potions Brewed: 28 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 192 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4486 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9337
    Emeralds Found: 6029 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3099
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Farms Harvested: 859
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 4 New Chunks Explored: 637298
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7891 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Animals Bred: 128
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Gods Slained: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Ores Mined: 6013 Dragon Eggs Found: 962

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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