so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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