so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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