so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Crops Grown: 6130 Chimeras Created: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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