so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Ores Mined: 8536 Dimension Hops: 15
Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Alien Abductions: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 286
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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