so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 285 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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