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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6639 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9873 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5398 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
