LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 3330 Chimeras Created: 1
Meteorites Collected: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

    No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

    SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

    Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

    Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Ores Mined: 9361 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Crops Grown: 6325 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4263
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Farms Harvested: 148

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Farms Harvested: 255 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5220 Potions Brewed: 23
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Farms Harvested: 326 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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