come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Dragon Scales Harvested: 373
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Magic Items Found: 7449 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

    VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun
    Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Potions Brewed: 70
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

    ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’
    Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

    White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

    So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UnderwearWarsMC

    UnderwearWarsMC
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

    Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 136 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 163
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 60
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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