come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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