Gaylords R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	3856	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9464

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4353	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	259
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8239	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	4266	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelated Party Palace

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.