Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	4503	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Boomer Gladness

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Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1691

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Big Block Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/benedict-wong/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Why Join Us?

Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/soarinng-clips/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

Insane Stories from Our Server:

Story	Description
The Great Creeper Parade	One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
The Mystery of the Talking Pig	Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

Ready to Join the Fun?

Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

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The Craziest <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/brian-barczyk/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

Insane Stories:

One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty

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Join Our <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/tech-world-2-adventure/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorns roam freely in our pixelated land
Diamond armor is replaced with sparkly tutus
Cows can fly and shoot rainbows out of their udders
The creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode

Insane Stories:

Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!

Join the madness now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2801
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WifeCrafters: Post Your Wifes Minecraft Server

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Join Our Epic <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/%d1%87%d0%b8%d1%82%d1%8b-pubg/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Join us on our server for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join:

Insane Stories Await!

Legend has it, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of creepers that only the bravest players can find!
Rumor has it you can ride a unicorn into battle against an army of zombies – only on our server!
Players have reported encountering a friendly Ender Dragon who gives out tips on building epic structures!

Amazing Features You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!

Our server has a built-in mini-game where you compete against other players in a chicken jousting tournament!
We have a dynamic weather system that randomly turns all the blocks into diamonds – talk about a lucky day!
Every full moon, players can transform into werewolves and wreak havoc on the pixelated landscape!

But Wait, There’s More!

Join now and get a free pet creeper that sings Rick Astley songs on command!
Every player gets their own personal lava castle complete with a hot tub and disco ball!
We hold weekly building contests where the winner receives a real-life diamond – shipped straight to their door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

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Join Our Epic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/battling-against-predators/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Alien Invasions: Yes, you read that right. Expect unexpected invasions from aliens who are determined to take over our server!
Secret Underground Lair: Explore a hidden underground lair filled with treasure, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two!
Talking Animals: Who needs boring old domestic animals when you can have animals that talk, sing, and dance?
Pixelated Zombies: Our zombies come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re not your average brain-eating undead!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MemeCraftNation – where noobs and pros collide for epic LOLs in voxel world. Join now at /agdg/ – the place for blocky banter!

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Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or else you’ll get tickled by a chicken for eternity!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of memes and build towering structures made entirely out of cheese!

With a community crazier than a creeper on caffeine, you’ll never run out of wacky adventures and hilarious moments.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and hop on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1799
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8458
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Potions Brewed:	196
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyClocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty

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Reasons to Join:

Insane Stories:

Join the madness now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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MemeCraftNation – where noobs and pros collide for epic LOLs in voxel world. Join now at /agdg/ – the place for blocky banter!

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BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

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LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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CraftyClocks

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