so, like, u know that guy benny gantz? he was all up in the war cabinet, but then he was like “nah, i’m outta here, peace out netanyahu!” and everyone was like whoa dude, what a plot twist! but anyway, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and excitement just like benny gantz’s resignation. u never know what’s gonna happen next, so come on and join the fun! plus, we have the best virtual hummus in all of minecraft, so what are u waiting for? come build, fight, and maybe even start a political scandal on our server today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mines Excavated: 3414
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6627
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7641
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 2279
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8467 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 394
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Runes Activated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 672
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Ores Mined: 3168
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Runes Activated: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2196 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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