24/7 support on our discord channel, YouTuber and twitch streamer friendly. Economy. Updating fast.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
# 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !
Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !
𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more
𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot
𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9623 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3068 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 54 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
