Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ores Mined: 3110

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5748 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 187 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 810 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Crops Grown: 5786

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 75 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Farms Harvested: 203
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Runes Activated: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Crops Grown: 9993 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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