Funsteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mines Excavated:	3428
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ores Mined:	2740	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	3457
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	742
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4117	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Animals Bred:	134
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magic Items Found:	3289
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4707	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	471817
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Votes:	4008	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8