Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Anonymous writing, Book, book review, Captivating, Gripping, Intriguing, Literary Analysis, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 16027028, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, yum

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	920	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	253
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

adaptation, animal, Behavior, characteristics, Choice, CraftyCritters, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Instincts, introspection, Nature, Personality, Pick, Preference, self reflection, spirit, Survival, transformation, wildlife

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, PALS, PIXEL, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, short, Stream, stream status, twitter

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

blue collar, Boundaries, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, Family issues, Gifts, mental health, Money Matters, no contact, NoParentalPermissionNoHousePayment, Outsider, parenting, relocating, savings, sibling dynamics, Stability, success, Therapy, white collar

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ScarCraftStory

accident, Body, emotional, Experience, healing, injury, long tail tag, MARK, memorable, Memory, Pain, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarCraftStory, skin, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigration sentiment, controversy, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, European Parliament Members, european politics, european union, European Union Leaders, far-right politics, hostile reception, Hungary, Hungary Politics, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, nationalism, Orbán, OrbansCraft, political speech, Politics, Server, Viktor Orbán

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

asteroid, DinoDoom, Server

yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Competitions, diamonds, donation, Events, free, Friends, high quality, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Resources, Server, Shop, TalesCraft, Trade, Website

Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Potions Brewed:	123

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

No Peek Minecraft Server

avoid smash, do not look, do not look at smash, don’t watch smash, ignore smash, Minecraft, peek, prevent looking at smash, refrain from looking at smash, Server, SMASH, stay away from smash

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ores Mined:	969
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.