so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Ores Mined: 7682 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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