so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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