French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Villages Defended:	14
New Chunks Explored:	949753	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6370	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	4104	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!