FreePvP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ores Mined:	8019

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1898
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	1525
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Items Found:	3575	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	156
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	45