so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Farms Harvested: 109
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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