so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Farms Harvested: 502
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

    Server Information:

    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Running 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
    Clients Permitted Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

    A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

    Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

    A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

    Q: How often are backups made on the server?

    A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Magic Items Found: 7775
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crops Grown: 6413

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Potions Brewed: 139 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Crops Grown: 9778 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    Community voice & transparency We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 149
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9904 Ores Mined: 3486
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 5530
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9134 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 955 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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