so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Runes Activated: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Party Animal Minecraft SMP

    Party Animal Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

    SisNeedsToTalkToNiece
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

    Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

    Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CreeperCrazeMC

    CreeperCrazeMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.
    Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info

    • Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
    • Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins!

    Plugins
    Dynamap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

    Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8804 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3609 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

    Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

    And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 New Chunks Explored: 296660
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

    BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

    So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Zombie Dances: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SpouseSwapCraft

    SpouseSwapCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

    Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

    SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movies of the 80s – full of action, adventure, and totally tubular vibes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and epic battles with dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few rogue llamas.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down when the sun goes down. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be found by the bravest of players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him in battle and claim the title of Chicken Champion? Only time will tell, my friend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of older movies mixed with the chaos of Minecraft in a way you’ve never seen before. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Star Shards Collected: 185
    New Chunks Explored: 667691 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixel Mimicry Funville

    Pixel Mimicry Funville
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. like, you have to do the macarena to ask for diamonds, or twerk to negotiate a trade. it’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. plus, there’s this secret underground rave where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing. trust me, you gotta join this server for the ultimate dance-off experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mines Excavated: 4938
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    “A Zombie Pigman Rejected My Friend Request” – The 1.21.1 Server, No TPA, Java + Bedrock Compatible!

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke MY Door Minecraft Server!

    Server Information:

    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Running 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups
    Clients Permitted Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help improve fps and have no other features
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Are there any rules other than no cheating?

    A: No, we have very few rules on the server. Feel free to say whatever you want and grief as you please.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Yes, you are allowed to use the default vanilla client, optifine, and some clients that only help improve FPS. Just make sure they don’t have any other features that could be considered cheating.

    Q: Is there any kind of protection for builds on the server?

    A: No, there are no safe spaces on this server. Be prepared to defend your builds and belongings as other players may try to sabotage or destroy them.

    Q: How often are backups made on the server?

    A: Daily backups are made on the server to ensure that progress is not lost in case of any mishaps or incidents.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Animals Bred: 163
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 6871
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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