so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Servers