so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7013
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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