so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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