so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Gods Slained: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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