so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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