so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 9074
Towns Built: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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