so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Secret Passages Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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