so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
Secret Passages Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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