HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Enchantments Applied: 97 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/blocky-banter-minecraft-server-3/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Zombie Dances: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Potions Brewed: 196
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Crops Grown: 7402 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Enchantments Applied: 282 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 8401 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 152

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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