lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 4273 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Gods Slained: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3577
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Farms Harvested: 578
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 69 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Crops Grown: 4705
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 115 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Emeralds Found: 3457
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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